It’s that time of year again. Chances are you’re looking for a good idea for a Halloween costume…you want something that people will talk about the next day…something memorable…something that will inevitably appear on a MySpace page and make your future boss question hiring you after doing a background search…well dear readers, FEAR NOT…that idea is HERE.

With just a few items you can pick up from a local store (or that you may have lying around your house) you can recreate the ULTIMATE in insane celebrity break-downs. Of course, I’m talking about Britney Spears, and her “Umbrella Rage” incident, where she proceeded to attack Paparazzi vehicle with a green umbrella, after completely losing her mind.

Amazon links for each item have been provided when applicable, but in all honesty, you can get these things much cheaper at a local Dollar Store or Wal-Mart…so be on the look out.

Starting with the head and working our way down we need…

1. A Bald Cap - you can go super cheap with the Lex Luther Bald Caps that are out there right now, or you can go with something more professional…the other option, of course, is for you to just shave your head.

2. Ash Gray Hoodie - Almost every brand you can think of offers a Hoodie like this. From American Apparel to Fruit of the Loom. Each varies in price, but they all seem to hover around the $20 price range.

3. White Women’s Athletic Shorts - White shorts are pretty easy to find. Amazon has some here and here…but, again, you’ll probably be able to find these cheap at a department store…or you may just have some lying around.

4. Green Umbrella - let’s be honest…this is one of the most crucial parts to the costume. The green umbrella is what’s going to SELL it. You can find one here . It needs to have the hook on the boom of it, so be sure you get one with the right authenticity
5. short white socks - you probably already have these, but if you don’t.

6. White Shoes - I wouldn’t go completely with the Nike brand for a Halloween costume, so I suggest going to Payless or Wal-Mart, and grabbing a cheap $10 pair of running shoes.

Once you get everything together, the only thing you should have a problem applying is the bald cap. There is a quick tutorial on how to do that right here.

SO - that’s all there is to constructing your very own Britney Spears “Umbrella Rage” Halloween Costume. If you decide to make one, send us a link to any picks via our contact page, and we’ll might have an “Umbrella Rage” costume contest…Happy Halloween.

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